5 months

Five long months since I've updated this sad little blog.

I've neglected it.

I've left it sucking its thumb and whimpering in the corner.

And I feel just rotten about it.

General humanity will feel so much better knowing, though, that I have new material in all my pockets and I have every intention to start updating yet again.

Please, please... hold your feverish applause.

And do try to contain your excitement.